BEST JOKE EVER

Two atoms are hanging out when one suddenly starts to panic.

The other says “What’s wrong”

The panicking atom replies “I lost an electron!”

The other says “What? Are you sure?”

The panicking atom replies “Yes! I’m positive!”

SECOND BEST JOKE EVER

What did the proton say to the electron?

“You’re too negative!”

THIRD BEST JOKE EVER

A neutron walks into a restaurant.

He asks the waiter: “How much for a glass of water”.

The waiter replies: “For you, no charge!”

ELEVENTH BEST JOKE EVER

(Found by Nicky Haddad)

TWENTY-EIGHTH BEST JOKE EVER

UNRANKED JOKE

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